Forget Batman, Superman is Better

How does Superman come up with all of those great one-liners?  That's what he does when he's at his secret sanctum. Write one-liners.

Banjo lessons Part 2

It hasn't happened yet, but I'm pretty sure my banjo teacher is going to hit me with the neck of his banjo. On accident though...

Using All 5 Senses

One day I was playing cards during lunch with family...It was my turn to deal.


Me - "Hum...these must be the dinner deck. I can tell because they are greasy."

Sister - "Yes and they all smell different. See (Sniffing a card) Pizza! (Sniffing a card) This one's hot dogs! (Sniffing a card) Leftover lasagna..."


I learned a new game that day. It required all 5 senses.

The Breaking of the Fellowship

The time of the Trio has ended as we've parted ways leading us into different directions. Now if we don't keep moving, we run the risk of becoming stagnant and that stinks. Literally, stagnant water smells, bad.


So the current living situation will be changing. I've been advised that having a roommate is cheaper. However, I have high expectations. I was explaining to a friend the qualities that I couldn't live with. They mentioned that any potential roommate would have to have a "flaw."


So, I decided to make a list of potential flaws that I could live with:


1.  Extra number of toes


2.  Nerd


3.  Eat out every meal


4.  Gym rat


5.  Bad taste in music


6.  Avid bird watcher


7.  Pink is their favorite color...Or wait, no actually, that wouldn't work...


8.  Iron their jeans


9.  English is not their 1st language


10.  Think Nicolas Cage is a good actor

Speedy Jiggler-Making

How to Make REALLY FAST Jello Jigglers!!

 You're gonna need some molds on loan.

You're gonna need some grease.

You're gonna need some j-e-l-l-o!

I like primary colors. 

You're gonna need some HOT water.

Try not to spill.

  

 Oops..

You're gonna need some time.


Like at least 2 hours.

 You're gonna have some fun!

Get some whipped cream and make some exhaust come outta those pipes!!

Go Blazers! 

The Sound of Music

Someday, I'll be in a musical or stage play. 

Until then, I can dream can't I? Capt'n Von Trapp!!

Saw it Here First

So, I have noticed the new trend of placing a banjo near a piano as home decor, esp. for commercials...You saw it here first, right?