What to do on a Snow Day

1. Sleep in - you really don't need to get up.

2. Laundry

3. Make yourself a nutritious breakfast, like cinnamon rolls, right out of the can.

4. It's about time to fold the laundry, but make sure you have a good mix of music playing to pump you up (Florence and The Machine was my choice).

5. Check your e-mail.

6. Check your facebook account.

7. Get some exercise while you're cooped up with DDR on PS2.

8. Cool down with some Sufjan Stevens.

9. Get in some banjo practicing time.

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10. Make yourself some ringtones, research how to make your own text-tone sound effects.

11. Clear the driveway. Think about running errands, then remind yourself it is 10 degrees outside and change your mind. 

Lost: If Found...

Doing a favor for a friend, I volunteered to drive them 3 hours and drive myself home that night. They were responsible for getting directions...No problem right? Just reverse the directions to get home.

It's dark, I forgot about that. So nothing looks familiar, oh wait that did, but from the other way. I need to turn around. 30 minutes later...so I should be running into I70 soon ...I don't remember being on this road before.

Oh that looks like a toll booth! Wait, those are US military guys...in uniform. Yep 100% sure I am lost....
Mr. Military police #1 -ID please.
Me - I am 100% sure I am lost.

Mr. Military Police #2 - Wait so you see the P-O-L-I-C-E and you don't want to talk to me?
Me - Actually no, I just need to find I 70.
Military Police #2 -Well, then we just need to get you turned around here. So you need to turn around on the 6th street turn rt and you'll run into ___ and that will take you right to I70. 

Me -What's the name of the street? 

MP#2- I don't remember but it's the 6th street back.

Me- Oh, no. I'm gonna have to count. OK thanks.

Is this street number 6? Does that count as a street or is that an alley? OK so this should be #6, nope it's a dead end. OK, so let's go back one street, so it was an alley and it doesn't count. Now we're on Walnut. So I'm looking for I70, but this is Walnut!?

I should say that since this experience I now carry a card with me that reads: I'm lost. If found, please call: Pheffer.  Which will come in handy the next time this happens.

God bless the armed forces anyways.